I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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