If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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