Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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