Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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