If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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