time to smoke my breakfast
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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