I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Having a random hookup so left but love u
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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