He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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