Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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