I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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