when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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