They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You need a sexual gate keeper
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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