Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I am puke
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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