Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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