Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
you inspire me to be a worse person
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
