fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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