he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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