i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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