well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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