I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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