the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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