we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
We are all done wearing pants today
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
