I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
please come you make the beer taste better
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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