You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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