Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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