I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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