And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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