Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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