but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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