he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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