Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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