how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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