Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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