like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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