Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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