So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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