You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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