Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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