Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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