I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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