is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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