he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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