We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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