I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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