If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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