Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
it's like heaven, but drunker
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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