But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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