it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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