WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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