Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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